just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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