nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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