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my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah

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and she bought it?!?

(650): View more from California

yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes

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I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here

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I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.

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THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!

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Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.

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I've never been so happy to be celibate.

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