He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize
