She's JV to your varsity
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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