Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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