It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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