She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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