I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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