I'm drive I can fine osifer
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
What a dumb baby whore.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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