Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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