Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
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