Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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