Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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