IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
it's not cheating when I paid for it
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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