What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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