I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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