I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
