Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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