wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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