that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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