My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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