new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I had to cum in my sink.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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