Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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