It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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