I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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