I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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