He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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