he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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