how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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