Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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