Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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