Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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