You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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