smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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