If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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