so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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