I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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