It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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