tell your sister to shave her snatch
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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