i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Bang-toberfest begins!!
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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