i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
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