Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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