its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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