I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
