1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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