I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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