We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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