i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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