He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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